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    FĂŒr die Englischversteher unter euch, hat mich eben eine schöne Mail ĂŒber die GebrĂ€uche in anderen LĂ€ndern erreicht:
    I'm gonna move to Hong Kong!!!!


    Proof That The World Is Nuts

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    punishable by death.


    (Like THAT makes sense.)
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    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
    prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
    see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)
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    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
    applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
    a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick?)
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    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation ..

    (Much worse than 'going blind!')
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    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
    deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
    first time
    Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


    (Let's just think for a minute; is there


    any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
    husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
    The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
    desired.

    (Ah! Justice!)
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    To pless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
    fish stores.

    (But of course!)
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    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
    time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
    her daughter at the same time.

    (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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    In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    premises.'


    (Is this a great country or what?


    Well, not as great as Guam!)
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    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for these tests?)
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    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
    and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


    (Did our government pay for this research??)
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    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Ah, geez.)
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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)
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    Starfish don't have brains.

    (I know some people like that, too.)
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    And, the best for last?

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.


    (And I thought I=2 0had bad breath in the morning!)

    Thank you all for reading this, if you need to reach me in the future I will
    be in Guam!!

    Verkaufe stÀndig Teile PX, Cosa, PK

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    beim stöbern in einem plastomaten forum gefunden:"Ich fordere das BundesMinisterium fĂŒr Verkehr, Bau- und Wohnungswesen auf, die nötigen Schritte zu unternehmen, um die motorisierten 2Rad-Klassen - wie folgt - neu zu definieren."

    2-)

    "Lebe Frei!" - "Stirb Stolz!"

    Zitat

    Der Hubraum ist fïżœr die Endgeschwindigkeit eines Fahrzeugs mittlerweile relativ unbedeutend.
    MoFa-Roller erreichen - nach der Entfernung der Drosseln - hïżœufig 70 bis 80km/h!
    Deshalb sollte ausschlieïżœlich die erlaubte Endgeschwindigkeit ïżœber die Klassifizierung eines Fahrzeugs entscheiden.

    2-) Der Junge weiss wovon er spricht!!
    Am besten baun dann alle n 1000ccm Block ein mit ĂŒber 100PS, mĂŒssen dann aber ne Drossel einbauen damit se den Hahn nich weiter als 1/4 aufdrehen können. klatschen-) Oh man die Schmelzofengemeinschaft is schon n bissel komisch im Kopp oder??

    Warum ist am Ende des Gelds eigentlich immer noch so viel Monat ĂŒbrig?!